Candy corn. We love it. It’s delicious and is the cure to all the world’s problems. Aside from those irrefutable facts, we know nothing about the confectionery delights. Perhaps we should know more. But how, HOW can we learn more?!? Oh interwebs, you’ve rescued us once again!

TheFW schools us on some truths about candy corn. For instance, it was responsible for the greatest candy-related fire in history — a blaze that destroyed the block-long Goelitz’s candy company building and 2,000 pounds of candy corn.

It’s also responsible for the second greatest candy-related fire in history, when a bunch of GuySpeed staffers burned down a store for running out the day before Halloween. Allegedly. Here we are moments after the incident.

Candy corn is a powerful drug.

[Via TheFW]