Cameron Simcik
Cameron Simcik is a graduate of Bucknell University. She has written for Her Campus and is currently the Philadelphia Travel City Editor for The Daily Meal and a contributing writer for TheFW and GuySpeed.
Cameron Simcik
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Domino’s Has a Kobe Beef Steak Pizza For Just $66
Pizza chains are officially out of control. They're constantly cranking out weird food inventions like crust stuffed with hot dogs and the heart attack-inducing Cone Crust Pizza. It's like they need to up the ante in the game of tomato pies.
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10 Birds With Unfortunate Haircuts
If you know anything about us here at TheFW, it's that we love any sort of furball, particularly those of the adorable variety. Tiny dogs, piglets in people clothes, you name it-- we're fans. There are also times when we sort of feel bad for our fellow animals. This is especially true when unfortunate haircuts are involved.
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Got Terrible Jokes? This Dude Gives You 53 of Them in Four Minutes
We like to think we're pretty funny, despite what our significant others/mothers/everyone we know says. Some people just don't know how to appreciate a well-crafted joke. "You're so corny," and "that's horrifically un-funny" are just funny ways of saying "I love you," as far as we're concerned.
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The 10 Cutest Tiny Dogs Ever
We're huge suckers for anything involving puppies, like skateboarding Santa dogs or Star Wars pups. (Come on-- how could you not be?!) We're equally obsessed with anything in miniature form. So what happens when the two are combined? Holy moly cuteness, that's what!
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10 Babies Getting Owned By Birthday Cake
Babies can pull off the funniest stuff and still make it look ridiculously cute. Take the 'Evil Baby' meme, for example. How is the munchkin so mean yet so adorable?! It's a little annoying, because there's no way we could get away with those sorts of shenanigans. They can party well into the night, go a little too hard and still-- C-U-T-E!
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Woman Gets Massive Tattoo of Dead Cats on Her Back
Fran Bailey is a tattoo artist from Newtown, Wales who's been inked with everything from a drunk cat to a plate of sushi. Fran loves it so much, she's even been featured in the documentary 'My Tattoo Addiction.'
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14 Spiffy Babies Sporting Mustaches
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GMO Cucumbers Want To Steal Your Pubic Hair
Are you a cucumber fan? Don't be gross -- what we mean is, do you enjoy a light cucumber sandwich every once in a blue moon, or a couple cukes in your salads? Well listen up-- switch to organic. NOW. We just got word of some awful news; the genetically-modified ones can make your junk bald.
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10 Parents Playing Epic Pranks on Their Kids
2012 was a fantastic year for pranks. Remember that awesomely sassy 'Psh' joke or the adorable Mistletoe setup? We'll say it til we're blue in the face-- we love pranks! They just make life a tad bit more interesting. Now that 2013 has rolled around, we think there's no better way to welcome the year than by bringing you a whole new set of hilarious shenanigans.
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10 Dogs Who Aren’t Happy About the Snow
Snow is one of the greatest inventions of good ol' Mother Nature. Sure it can be a pain sometimes, but the stuff is also really cool! Take making awesome snowmen, for example. Can you do that with rain? Wind? Sunshine? No, because snow rules.
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Icy Burn: Woman Divorces Husband After He Puts Icy Hot on Her Vibrator
We like to think of ourselves as pretty adventurous creatures. We'll throw back a few fried turkey testicles if the mood strikes, or dunk our heads in a vat of warm urine for a couple hundred bucks. Unfortunately, there are times when our adventurous actions are backed with good intentions, and go completely unappreciated. Like putting icy hot on our babe's vibrator, for instance.
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Depressed Gorilla Finds Happiness in Tightrope Walking
We like to think man is a talented species. For starters, we're capable of eating Denny's entire 'Hobbit' menu in 19 minutes flat and dominating in ping pong sans arms. There's no better male ego boost than to reminisce over such accomplishments. It turns out our hairy ancestors are talented too.