Chris Illuminati
SuicideGirl of the Day — Asio [PICTURES]
Meet Asio, a SuicideGirl who loves Coke, shopping and can’t live without panties.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Felina [PICTURES]
Meet Felina, a SuicideGirl who has a black lung but a clean urine test.
Madeline Cole — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Madeline Cole is a model and college student that just moved back to Ohio. She loves “cuddling, cooking and 80′s music.”
Elizabeth Banks — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Elizabeth Banks has appeared on ’30 Rock’ and in the movies ‘Role Models,’ ‘Wet Hot American Summer’ and ‘Zack and Miri Make a Porno.’ She is our ‘crush’ today for not only being in a movie about making a porno, she once directed a porno. Sort of.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Pilot [PICTURES]
Meet Pilot, a SuicideGirl who hates casseroles almost as much as she hates mosquitoes.
The HYPEGirls — Babes of the Day [PICTURES]
Imagine the most beautiful girls you’ve ever seen all hanging out in one group. The group exists and it’s called the HYPEGirls. Enjoy.
Samsung Galaxy Parody Ad is Gut-Bustingly Funny [VIDEO]
Very few videos have the ability to make us laugh out loud. This video possesses that ability.
Heidi Klum — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Heidi Klum is the ‘Crush of the Day’ only because she was able to break away from the animal magnetism that is Seal.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Flux [PICTURES]
Meet Flux, a SuicideGirl who loves big, throbbing brains and doing deadlifts.
What Academy Award Nominee Can’t Wait to Show Off Some Cleavage on Oscar Night?
The Academy Awards are Sunday, February 26th and it’s only permissible for a guy to know that information if he is up for an Oscar or he is planning something important for the same date.
Monika Heidel — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Monika Heidel is a model from Redding, California that “likes to play house, dress up and play in the garden and draw pictures.”
Best Supporting Actress Nominee Jessica Chastain — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
The Oscar Nominees were announced today. Nothing really shocking in any of the categories but one of the women nominated for Best Supporting Actress did get our attention — the stunning Jessica Chastain of ‘The Help.’