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Nine Inch Nails and Soundgarden Touring Together This Summer
Nine Inch Nails and Soundgarden will be touring together this summer, and they'll have experimental rap group Death Grips on every show as support.
Prince and Zooey Deschanel Together Isn’t As Good As You’re Hoping
Prince made an appearance on the Super Bowl episode of Zooey Deschanel's super-sugary show 'New Girl.'
Arnold Schwarzenegger and His Big-Ass Tank Crush Everything in Their Way
'Twins' star, and former leader of the eighth largest economy in the world, Arnold Schwarzenegger just released a video in which he believably emotes for the first time in his illustrious career.
Man Goes to Magic: The Gathering Tourney, Man Shoots Pics of Himself With Players’ Asscracks
A rapper and Magic: The Gathering enthusiast has sent ripples throughout the Internet by releasing a wave of asscrack pics onto the unsuspecting masses.
Kevin Bacon Promotes ’80s Awareness in New Video
Millennials. They're everywhere. The debate rages on. Sides are taken over how to define this upcoming batch of semi-adults. Some see them as whiny, self-entitled egomaniacs, while others see them as ambitious go-getters who are willing to rewrite the rules to get what they want.
Spoon Reveal Frustratingly Short Snippet From Upcoming Album
Spoon released a "teaser" (and we mean that in the most literal way possible) for their upcoming album, supposedly due out this year.
Best TV Shows For Weekend Binging
It has been said recently, and on numerous occasions, that we are enjoying a new golden age of television. It's a point that's hard to argue with. Almost every network has had at least one show that knocked it out of the park.
Pee-wee Herman’s Bike Is for Sale on eBay
If you've got about $30,000 to waste, and a troubling desire to relive your childhood, then you may be interested in this eBay auction. Someone is selling the amazing bicycle from the classic 1985 movie 'Pee-wee's Big Adventure.' Maybe now you can restore some childhood nostalgia that may have been tainted by Paul Reubens' adult-theater shenanigans.
New ‘Transformers’ Trailer Reminds You Just How Much You Really Hate the Transformers Movies
The new teaser trailer for 'Transformers: Age of Extinction' trailer is bad. "How bad is it?" the crowd asks in response. It's so bad, our eyes jumped out of our head and kicked us in the crotch for watching it.
Zack Snyder Defends ‘Watchmen,’ Slams Actual Filmmaker in the Process
In a recent interview with Huffington Post, destroyer of dreams Zack Snyder talked about, among other terrible decisions he's inflicted on the movie-going public, his version of 'Watchmen.' When Snyder was asked about master filmmaker Terry Gilliam's plans for his own ill-fated version of the remake, Snyder let us all know how much better off we all are that Gilliam never got his way.
Foster the People’s New Single Is a Mess of Pretentious, Catchy Wordplay
Foster the People's latest single features the eyebrow-raising title of 'Pseudologia Fantastica.' For those of you who are too busy to check Wikipedia or someplace that can fill you in on what this pretentious mess of words means, we did the heavy lifting: It's a fancy name for pathological lying.
Green Day Secretly Rocked a Tiny Pub in Australia Yesterday
Fans got only a few hours' notice that Green Day would be playing at a tiny pub in Australia yesterday.