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The Midnight Writer is a freelance writer and contributor to popular websites and magazines. He's written three humor books and often writes while under the influence. Under the influence of what, he will not say.
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If a Baseball Brawl Doesn’t End in Death Soon, I’m Going to Stop Watching [Half a Man]

Another brawl in baseball. Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Zack Greinke got plunked in a game last night against the Arizona Diamondbacks and the ensuing brawl is a great reminder to everyone on the East coast that baseball happens after 10PM our time and WHOKNEWAMMARIGHT?

Here is a quick recap -- Greinke hits Cody Ross, Ian Kennedy naturally goes after Dodgers' rookie phenom Yasiel Puig (because his name is hard to pronounce so the guy must be a terrorist) and Greinke comes to bat a few innings later (because his manager wants him to die) and gets a Rawlings high and hard.

Every brawl

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Breast Milk Flavored Lollipops

Candy Company Offers Breast Milk Flavored Lollipops — Makes For Great Treat After Therapy

The award-winning gourmet lollipop company, Lollyphile, has never been afraid to experiment with off-the-wall flavors.

Four years ago, the "adult candy company" started producing absinthe-flavored suckers just before the absinthe ban was lifted. Now, they boast a line of tasty suckers which includes

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