Chris Illuminati
Chris is the editor-in-chief of GuySpeed. He's written three books, and previous to this position, he contributed to AskMen, Penthouse, Maxim and many other magazines and websites. Follow him on Twitter.
Chris Illuminati
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Because We Haven’t Talked About Her in Months, Here’s a Post About Kate Upton
A few months ago, Kate Upton was all the world could talk about. This website included.
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Comic Con Comedy — Want to Play ‘Star Wars Character or Italian Dish?’
New York Comic Com played host to fans and freaks this past weekend. Costumed crazies were aplenty -- many dressed to impress or possibly repress childhood issues of not getting enough attention.
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10 Best Selling Atari Games Ever — The Atari 2600 Turns 35
The Atari 2600 is celebrating its 35th birthday this week. Has it really been that long since Pong?!?
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Is This the Greatest Mugshot Ever?
No, it's not Louis CK, but it might be the greatest mugshot we've ever seen.
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Hey, How About We All Stop Using the Term MILF? [OPINION]
Thankfully, some expressions and turns of phrase fade from the human vernacular over time. Sure, you’ll hear an occasional “For Sure” or “That’s Hot” creep into conversation, but in that off occurrence you’re 100% allowed to call out the person for using such a dated term. Actually, maybe you should just stop hanging out with strippers.
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iPhone 5 Release Brings Out All the Intellects
In case you've been living on a line to buy an iPhone 5, the new…wait, that wouldn't make sense. The iPhone 5 is out. It's sure to make the lives of everyone who purchase it at least 16.3% easier. The larger screen is gonna assist someone in finding the cure for cancer. Bank on it.
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Wit Suicide — Today’s Suicide Girl
Meet Wit, a SuicideGirl who loves the Beatles, can’t live without her hammock and just returned from vacation in the rain forests of Belize. Is she a hottie? You better Belize it!