I am a retired sailor who became landlocked after I proudly served my country for 22 years. My retirement was granted to me in 2001. I am happily married to the love of my life, Lisa from Chicago, for the past 14 years. I have two grown daughters who live in Alabama (Summer) and Florida (Leah). I also have Molly & Kaleb at home with me. Love all kinds of music with the exception of rap. Love football and most of the time basketball.
Clay Miller
New Zealand Schoolyard Shows Phallic Drawings from Space
Though the event happened back in 2009, a high school penis prank has sprung back into the news this week with a little help from Google Maps.
Alec Baldwin Is Mulling a Run for Mayor of New York
Before questionable Internet habits exposed the world to all of Anthony Weiner, the Congressman was considered the frontrunner in the upcoming 2013 New York City Mayoral race.
With Weiner's political future now very much in doubt, Alec Baldwin is letting it be known that he wouldn't mind running the nation's largest city...
Best Places to go Swimming in Lawton – Clay’s Top Five
Ah the Dog Days of Summer. Well not yet. According to the Old Farmer's Almanac this period of time does not even start until July 3rd. But if you have been hanging around SW Oklahoma as of late, you know that this heat is here to stay!
SWAT Team Kicks Down Front Door to Collect on Student Loan [VIDEO]
Recently, a Stockton, California man had his front door kicked down, was dragged in his underwear to his front yard and handcuffed in front of his three children by a SWAT team.
The reason? His estranged wife had defaulted on her student loan payments, and the U.S. Department of Education apparently sent the heavily armed squad in to collect.
College Bans National Anthem
Michael Heiman/Getty Images"Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light ?" How many times have you heard these lyrics and stopped and stood at attention? How many times have you just wished the song would end so the event could start or you could go about your business?
Casino to Hire Busty Dealers to Distract Gamblers
The bust you get for going over 21 won't be the biggest one at the Tropicana Casino and Resort in Atlantic City.
The casino plans to hire some - how shall we say? - well-endowed female dealers to distract people at the blackjack tables.
Def Leppard Release “Mirror Ball”
Def Leppard don't even have to sing at their own concerts any more. Singer Joe Elliott says when they do "Bringing On The Heartbreak" live, he stops singing on the chorus and the crowd chimes in.
Steven Tyler VS. Fly Fishermen?
Fly fishermen are not looking on Steven Tyler too kindly these days, because he's partly to blame for a run on feathers.
Judas Priest Announce North American Tour Dates
Judas Priest are bringing their show to North America for one last time.
Silverchair Go On Hiatus
Silverchair are putting themselves on indefinite hiatus.
REO Speedwagon Release Anniversary Edition Of “Hi Infidelity”
REO Speedwagon are celebrating the 30th anniversary of their "Hi Infidelity" album by letting you hear what the songs originally sounded like.
Lenny Kravitz Cast In “Hunger Games”
Lenny Kravitz has been cast in the film "The Hunger Games."