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Beaverton Police Take Hamster Into Protective Custody

Pulling over a driver suspected of being impaired is unfortunately far too common for most police officers.

Having to take a hamster into protective custody, on the other hand, is somewhat outside the usual scope of police duty. And yet, in Beaverton, OR, they were called on to do just that.

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Frustrated Driver Thinks Deer Should Be Told To Cross In Low-Traffic Areas

We feel really bad for Donna, the woman in this clip, because she seems an exceptionally nice lady. She's well-spoken and polite, just... hazy on a few concept. Donna called into a North Dakota morning show because she couldn't get anybody to pay attention to her problem. Which essentially boils down to misunderstanding who a specific sign is aimed at.

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