Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Restaurant Offers All-You-Can-Drink for Under a Buck and What Can Possibly Go Wrong?
Drinks are almost on the house.
Drunk Buffoon Tries to Buy Girl Scout Cookies With Vodka
People will go to great lengths to get Girl Scout cookies. They'll also go to great depths. Like, say, the bottom of a bottle.
Cabbie Says He Was Speeding Because His Passengers Farted
Get a whiff of this.
Inept Burglar Stuck in Window Is a Supremely Royal Doofus
Talk about a pane in the butt.
Crackhead Who Set Himself on Fire and Casually Strolls Down the Street Is the Ultimate ‘Ju…
When this guy got lit, he really got lit.
Oh, Yeah, Oreo-Flavored Beer Is a Real Thing
Milk and cookies? How about beer and cookies?
6 Irritating People You Definitely Shouldn’t Watch the Super Bowl With
Watching the Super Bowl is a time-honored American tradition. Make sure you keep it that way.
Call the Cops to Complain Your Drug Dealer Raised His Prices? That’s a Big Fattie No
Only a dope would do this.
11 Fake Super Bowl 51 Prop Bets That Need to Be Made
The crown jewel of the NFL season is when you see some really wacky wagers.
Maniacal Finnish Motorcycle Police Chase Is Guaranteed to Make You Barf
If you've just eaten, watching this may be a problem.
Woman Survives the Ol’ Snake Stuck in the Earlobe Conundrum We’ll All Never Experienced
Don't you hate when this happens? Probably not. Because you've probably never had this happen.
Man Leaves Casino, Robs Bank, Returns to Gamble, Is a Moron
Perhaps the only thing this guy is worse at than gambling is life.