Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Man Quits Job, Destroys Phone and Computer in Airport Meltdown for the Ages
This guy may be in management, but he really ought to be in anger management.
Man Goes on Nerf Gun-Shooting Rampage After Chicken McNugget Snafu
Man, people sure do some crazy things when it comes to Chicken McNuggets.
What the…? Woman, 70, Busted for Being a Prostitute
This senior arrested for prostitution puts the "walker" in "street walker."
Joker Will Pay the Price for Devouring Live Goldfish
There are animal rights and there are animal wrongs.
Shady Fortune Teller Has to Pay $800,000 After Duping Woman Into Career in Prostitution
She gazed into some (crystal) balls.
Grumpy Man Inserts Himself Into Those Terrible Chevy ‘Real People’ Commercials
America may be a divided place right now, but we can all agree this guy is doing his part to bring us together.
Totally Normal Woman Stabs Man 9 Times for Refusing to Commit to Her
There was a time when meeting people online came with a stigma. Maybe it still should.
Just a Thirsty Pig Pounding Beers Like a Total Slob
This swine *may* have a drinking problem.
Girl, 12, Slaps Gun Away When Classmate Demands McNuggets
Brave? Crazy? Or maybe just really hungry?
Brazen Thief Flees With $200 Python Shoved Down His Pants
This dude has a long snake in his pants. And, no, that's not a euphemism.
Hillary Hater Exposes His Junk to Woman on Train
It may just be for the best to never talk politics ever again.
This Is Why Jumping Subway Tracks Is a Terrible Idea
In the pantheon of bad ideas, this is right near the top.