Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
This Old Woman Eats 4 Pounds of Sand a Day, Is the Picture of Health
Sandbox, meet lunchbox.
Beer Made to Drink in the Shower Is an Alcoholic Dream Come True
Clean and sober? One out of two ain't bad.
Man Gets 22 Years in Prison for Stealing Remote Control
Changing the channel has never been so costly.
The Best City for Beer Drinkers Is a Total Surprise
Milwaukee? St. Louis? Neither of them hold a candle to the premiere city for those who love their suds.
50 Strippers Turn Politician’s Funeral Procession Into Afterlife Sex Parade
Well, this is certainly one way to put the "fun" in "funeral."
Teen Caught Smoking Pot Avoids Arrest By Doing Push-Ups
It's the arms, not the wrists, that the cops wanted to work out.
Spoiled Brat Curses Out Grandpa Over iPhone Appointment Because Teens Are Satan’s Minions
You think Millennials are bad? Get a load of what's coming after them.
What Are the 2 Worst Words a Dude Can Hear?
Words have power.
#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses Will Happily Help You Achieve Singlehood for the Holidays
All I want for Christmas is you...to not be in my life anymore.
14 Perfect Captions for This Hammered Santa Claus
Looks like Santa's been a wee bit naughty.
Watch Ultra-Cool Santa Play the Flaming Bagpipes on a Unicycle
If Santa's sleigh breaks down, he will have an alternate mode of transportation.
Science Says This Is the Date Most People Break Up
Your holiday plans may be changing soon.