Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Unlucky Man Gets Bitten By Spider on Penis — Again
When you can add the word "again" at the end of the sentence "A man was bitten on his penis by a spider," you know you've got a good story.
Who Would You Most Like to Punch in the Face?
Well, this is certainly a mean question.
Desperate DMV Worker Caught Using Database to Get a Date (Spoiler: He Didn’t)
We may now why it takes so long to do your business at the DMV.
Woman Comes Home to Find Burglars Doing the Nasty on Couch
This isn't the kind of homecoming anyone wants.
Don’t You Just Hate When a Truck Runs Over Your Head?
You could say things came to a head during this fight.
More Than Just Slightly Deranged Woman Stabs Male Roommate for Denying Her Sex
This probably wasn't the long object this woman hoped to be handling.
Watch Creepy Clowns Be Uber-Creepy and Never Sleep Again
Your fear of clowns is not going to get better anytime soon.
Eggo Waffles Issue Massive Recall for Listeria Concerns
Now may a good time to leggo your Eggo.
What Is a ‘Work Martyr’ and Are You One? [POLL]
Hey, you -- yeah, you with your head buried in your inbox, analyzing spreadsheets and toggling among your two dozen open windows. You may want to slow down.
The Dreaded ‘Friend Zone’ Now Has Its Very Own Logo
You can let the whole world know you're disenchanted relationship status.
Mom and Son Have Sex and, Yup, This Doesn’t End Well
Do You Believe in the Five-Second Rule? [POLL]
The five-second rule is the do-over of the culinary world.