Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Bank Robber Desperately Wants Jail to Get Away From Wife
This guy wants to trade his ball and chain for another ball and chain.
Alarming Study Reveals Americans Are Somehow Getting Even Fatter
Like our collective bellies, this problem is getting bigger and bigger.
Snake Vomits Antelope In the Most WTF Thing You’ll See Today
The animal kingdom is a singularly terrifying place. Don't believe it? Watch this.
#NameYourVagina After a Movie Is Cinematic Fantasticness
Twitter continues to provide us with the kind of important culture-defining talking points we need in an ever-increasing tense world. And then there's this.
Cooking Steaks on Lava Is the Hottest Thing Around
Now, this is fast food.
Some Yutz Swallowed 40 Knives, Doctors Remove Them All
We'd like to think this man's life was saved by first blade.
Why Is Dick a Nickname for Richard? Glad You Asked
Like how has "The View" lasted so long, why do people voluntarily go to Cleveland Browns games and are there really no better choices to vote for president, this is a question that's plaguing mankind.
What Are the Most Popular Excuses When Cheating on Your Partner?
It's not men's imaginations that turn women on.
Super Perv Nabbed Having Sex With a Van
You may love cars, but this guy really loves them.
Man, 18 and Woman, 71, Are Happily (And Oh-So Creepily) Married
Let's hope they keep the romance alive as long as she is.
103-Year-Old Woman’s Key to a Long Life? Beer, Of Course.
With age comes wisdom, so you could say this lady is Bud-weiser than you.
Playboy Mansion Sells for $100 Million to Surprise Buyer
The Playboy Mansion is selling for a Hugh-ge amount of money.