Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
3 Total Loonbags Set Off Fireworks Display in a Walmart
We get it, we get it -- you're really excited for the Fourth of July.
Drunk Man Leaves $1,000 Tip — Only to Take It Back the Next Day
This guy isn't so much an Indian giver as he is a Thai giver.
How Much Will America Spend on Father’s Day?
Dad -- the guy who taught you to ride your bike, coached you in Little League and helped you do your algebra homework. A tie just isn't going to cut it, is it?
Girl Gets Poison Ivy on Eyes and OH THE HOLY HORROR!!!
And you think you react poorly to poison ivy?
8th Grader Signs Relationship Contract Banning ‘Hoes’
This kid is well on his way to becoming whipped.
Moronic Moms Are All Smiles in Post-McDonald’s Brawl Mug Shots
You shouldn't always flash those pearly whites when the camera is on you.
Woman Fooled Into Thinking She Was Kidnapped By ISIS in Insanely Vicious Joke
This prank is cold. Ice cold. ISIS cold.
Eat Up — ‘Brunchfast’ Is a New Meal for All the Fatties Out There
We Americans already stuff our faces enough without needing another reason to eat.
This Master Gunslinger Is Going to Shoot Himself One Day. Guaranteed.
Gun control is a big issue and if there's one thing this guy has it's control of his gun.
This Is the Best Possible Use of a Fart
There's a fine (f)art to getting people to clear out of a public space.
Mountain Biker Nearly Falls Off a Cliff to His Inglorious Death
Extreme sports almost met a man's extreme demise.
Here’s Your Chance to Become a Real, Honest-to-Goodness, Paid Bacon Critic
What's that they say about getting paid to do what you love?