Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Awesome Marathoner Stops Mid-Race for Beer and Burrito
A marathon is 26.2 miles, but that doesn't mean you have to run it all at once.
Hot New Study Reveals Sex Lasts This Long (Or Should We Say This Short)
Size may matter, but duration? Not so much.
Raging Bull Makes Minced Meat of Monumentally Dumb Daredevil
You know how they say when you mess with the bull you get the horns? They're not kidding. At all.
We Dare You to Watch Doctors Remove 18 Toothbrushes From a Human Stomach and Not Get Grossed Out
This patient looked breath right in the eye.
Deranged Girl Holds Knife to Boyfriend’s Throat in Loony Apology Video
He only went out with her because he figured he could get blade.
Wanna Spend a Night Sleeping With Sharks? You’re in Luck
You're bound to get a good bite's sleep during this underwater adventure.
Enraged Drunk Doofus Has Painfully Unfortunate Run-In With Elevator Shaft
Unless you're Bruce Willis in the original "Die Hard," messing around with an elevator shaft should be strictly off-limits.
What Job Would You Absolutely Hate to Have?
Forget a man -- a good job is hard to find.
‘Vagina Beer’ Is Here to Quench All Your Carnal Desires
The worst alcoholic innovation since Zima has arrived.
Hostage Takes Absurd Picture With Idiot Hijacker in Most Bizarre Photo Op You’ll Ever See
Of all the thoughts that go through your mind when your plane is hijacked, "Hey, I'd love to snap a photo with the lunatic masterminding this" should not be one of them.
Sad Man Gets Even Sadder Lap Dance From Wife
All you marriage detractors, behold Exhibit A in why you may want to think twice about tying the knot.
Trucks Carrying Beer and Chips Crash in Most Satisfying Accident Ever
If a truck carrying beer is heading along I-95 in Florida's Brevard County, when will it hit a truck carrying chips?