Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Man Goes Haywire, Shoots Trucks Parked Outside His Home
This guy was so truckin' upset.
What Drink Do Americans Like Most? (Hint: Beer. It’s Beer.)
Let's make a toast to our favorite beverage.
Woman Granted Divorce Because Husband Ignored Her Texts
The writing was on the wall. Or, at least, it was on the screen.
Human Beer Can Race Is the Very Definition of Awesome
It's hot, so how about a beer on ice to cool off? It's not what you think -- it's better.
Virgins Post Creepy Craigslist Ad Seeking Photographer to Capture Wedding Night Consummati…
From the files of "Ewww, gross" comes this very odd request.
Woman Sets Boyfriend on Fire, Puts It Out With Pee – Victim Says No She Didn’t
This woman is a little spitfire. Emphasis on "fire."
Man Breaks Leg During Vicious Fight With…Himself?
Rocky Balboa, he's not.
Survey Reveals the Exact Age You’re Too Old to Go Clubbing
When you hit this number, the calendar officially flips to "old."
Silly Nerd Argument Over ‘Star Wars,’ ‘Star Trek’ Ends In Arrest
You've heard of star-crossed lovers? Well, how about 'Star'-crossed enemies?
Man Falling Into Wild Rapids Keeps His Beer Perfectly Intact
This guy isn't a hero so much as he is a "beer-o."
Reporter Having Tough Day Gets Barfed On Twice During Live Segment
And you think your job stinks.
Man Trying to Destroy Bees’ Nest With Fireworks Burns Down Garage
We all know the drill by now, right? In the days after July 4, stories of regular people injuring themselves setting off fireworks are as commonplace as waving American flags at your town's Independence Day celebration.