Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Woman Breaks Neck Sneezing…And Then Again While Laughing
Bodily functions are not kind to this poor lady.
Russia’s ‘Who Can Drink More Vodka’ Contest Was a Fatal Disaster
Okay, Russia -- maybe it's time you learn to pace yourself.
Walking Cooler Follows You Around Like a Dedicated Mobile Bartender
This is the ultimate beer chaser.
Drunk Dude Somehow Stays Asleep on Car Trunk During Insane 14-Mile Jaunt
Beware the dangers of trunk driving.
Incredibly Dumb Robber Voluntarily Gives Clerk Her Phone Number
Look, if you're robbing a video store in 2017, you probably didn't graduate magna cum laude from criminal school.
Wanted Man Accused of Pooping on Arrest Warrant
This guy is you-know-what out of luck.
Very Courteous (And Very Bad) Burglar Leaves Apology Beer
Even bad guys are nice in Canada.
Learn the Delicate and Awkward Art of Having a One Night Stand
For an experience with no strings attached, the one night stand sure comes with plenty of strings.
Guy Popping Sick Wheelies Defies Gravity, Grim Reaper
Maybe this fella oughta look into getting a unicycle.
Couple Busted Doing the Nasty in McDonald’s at a Very Peculiar Time
Quick, what's the last thing you'd expect to see in a McDonald's during a lunch rush? Well, the last thing beside the line moving quickly.
Mammoth Shredder Tears Cars Into Teeny Pieces With Amazing Ease
One minute it's here, the next minute it's gone.
Would You Drink Beer Made From Human Pee? Because You Can.
This is un-pee-lievable.