Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Horny Deaf Old Man Fined for Watching Porn Way Too Loud
Where does this guy get off?
Slightly Off-Kilter Teen Tries to Burn Down 43-Year-Old Boyfriend’s House
Well, here's the case against dating a younger woman.
Alcoholics, Rejoice — The 1,000-Pack of Beer Has Arrived
There's buying in bulk and then there's this.
World’s Saddest Hooker Offers Sex for Chicken McNuggets
McNuggets have met McLovin'.
Imbecile Fakes Hijacking Story to Get Out of Vacation with Mistress
The only thing that blew up was this guy's plans, right in his face.
Distracted Kid on Bike Slams Into Wall While Reading Strip Club Ad
Always keep your eyes on the road.
Man in Drunk Lives Matters Shirt Arrested For…Well, You Know
This guy had the perfect attire for the occasion.
This Guy’s Mug Shot Is Pure Bonkersness
Guilt may not be written all over his face, but lunacy sure is.
Santa Claus Doppelgänger Arrested on Cocaine Charges
Ho, ho, ho meets blow blow blow.
These Are the Most Ridiculously Trivial Reasons for Dumping Someone
Relationships are all about compromise, but there are just some times when we can't budge an inch.
Fool Gets Pantsed Upside Down in His Underwear on a Fence
Things are not looking up for this guy.
Classy Woman Arrested After Threatening to Poop on Officer
This woman is in deep, well, you know.
Today's winner of the day is Kristina Roberts, an 18-year-old from Manchester, N.H., who threatened to go number two on a cop's leg while the officer tried to arrest her after responding to a noise complaint in the wee hours of Monday morning...