Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
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Kids are the Funniest Humans on Earth and This Tumblr is Proof
'David After the Dentist' recently broke 116 Million views on YouTube. This is pretty solid proof that little kids are a lot funnier than adults, and we've found the ultimate collection of kids being hilarious.
The Plastiscines — Celeb Crush
Three French babes who are both beautiful and can rock? Pinch us. (Not hard, we bruise easily.)
OK Stupid, Time to Get Better at Online Dating
Online dating has become pretty standard practice these days, but many people still can't seem to master the art of the mating dance. Fortunately for us, this resulting Tumblr tag provides plenty of laughs, and also helps us know what not to say. Not that we need the help, or anything (we do).
Anna Waronker — Crush of the Day
We've been nursing this crush since the early 90's, and we're finally ready to talk about it.
In a Strange and Unexpected Turn of Events, Drunk Man Desires Sex
As we all know, drinking makes you temporarily smarter and much more clever. When sauced up, one is typically prone to acts of prolific research, groundbreaking scientific innovations, and intense spiritual discovery. That's why this South Carolina man's very different reaction to intoxication has us completely stumped.
Go Here: Submerged Roller Coaster in Seaside Heights, NJ
Hurricane Sandy really did a number on us North Easterners. Though a bunch of really amazing volunteers and city crews are (thankfully) making quick work of cleaning up the devastating damage, there are some things worth seeing before they're tidied.
The Brand Brothers — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: 'Fashion Capital of the World,' Boise, ID
Should Be Obvious: They are not actually brothers.
Skills: Brand loyalty, expressing their individuality, and living life with (almost) no regrets.
Their Only Regret: Not knowing that some companies will actually pay you to do this...
Sex House — A Reality TV Show We Wish Was Real
If there's one thing in this crazy world we can count on, it's that The Onion will always be hilarious.
The Ladies of ‘Desert Sharks’ — Crush of the Day
Remember, you heard it here first: These ladies are about to be huge.
Itchy Ida — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: 3 feet from your itch, and still scratching it.
Hardest Things to Do With Long Nails: Playing Angry Birds, giving cootie shots.
Skills: Picking locks, changing the car radio station from the back seat, dosing cocaine.
Her Motto: "It's a long way to the top...
Jenny Johnson — Crush of the Day
We love Jenny every day, but today she got into a twitter battle with scum of the earth, Chris Brown, so today we really love her.
Woman Arrested For Boning Down With Skeleton, This Headline Contains No Wordplay
'Brott mot griftesfriden' may sound like some sort of delicious sausage, but it's actually Swedish for 'violating the peace of the dead,' which is what a 37-year-old woman in Sweden is being charged with after allegedly having sexytimes with a human skeleton.