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Lindsay Lohan — Crush of the Day
Okay, so it's been a rough couple of years for our child star turned drunk driving starlet, but why live in the past?
I Went to Exxxotica 2012 and All I Got Was Awesome
Man, my job rules.
Go Here: Roadside America in Pennsylvania
Roadside America in Shartlesville, PA dubs themselves "an enchanted miniature land of yesterday and tomorrow that you have to see to believe." I've seen it, and I'm still having trouble believing that it's real.
We Dare You to Wear This Tie to Thanksgiving Dinner
Dressing up for Holidays only to sit around on a couch surrounded by drunk uncles can be kind of the pits, but we've found a way to make it a little more fun.
Reddit Taught Us About Chastity Belts and Now We Feel Very Upset
Until today, the only time we'd ever heard about chastity belts being used was when they were worn by like, maidens in medieval movies. This contraption however, is alarmingly modern. The most nerve-wracking part? It's not for the maidens.
Janelle Monáe — Crush of the Day
Our crush today is Janelle Monáe, a 26-year-old, impossibly cool R&B and soul musician signed to Bad Boy Records and Atlantic Records.
Go Here: City Museum in St. Louis
When a friend found out that I was visiting St. Louis a few years ago, she made me promise to visit City Museum. I wish I was the kind of person who asked more questions, so that I would have been dressed more appropriately for climbing into metal sky tunnels that lead to abandoned planes.
How to Avoid Being the Gross Dude With Dry Skin This Winter
There's a big difference between these two gents: One is a gruff, masculine lumberjack who I would kiss, and the other most likely has scaly winter skin.
NHL Lockout Causes Couples to Lock in, Like in the Sexy Way
In America, we traditionally see a jump in the NLMI (National Love Makin' Index) anytime there's a big blizzard or some other kind of catastrophic weather event that keeps us locked indoors with people who we are attracted to. (Mark our words, in eight months we there will be a bunch of New York bab…
Kimbra Johnson — Crush of the Day
The AMA Awards last night reminded us of how sick we are of this song, but we are definitely not sick of Kimbra.
10 T-Shirts We Can’t Believe We Wore in the 90s
The 90s were a weird time for all of us, and especially for our wardrobes. While some of the fashions of our childhood seem to be making a comeback (Hammer pants, really? Again?) there are some things that we're really hoping be making a comeback any time soon. Her...
UK Company Offers Riot Training Experiences
If you've ever found yourself in the middle of a riot, you know that there is some standard etiquette. If you haven't yet, it's best to learn it before screwing it up.