Patton — SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Patton, a 24-year-old SuicideGirl from Ohio who enjoys quantum physics and math equations, but says brooms make her sad.
Damsel — SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Damsel, a 23-year-old SuicideGirl from Ohio who calls Hostess cupcakes her vice and says she loves a good five o’clock shadow.
Illusion – SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Illusion, a Portuguese SuicideGirl who says she can’t live without apples and spends most of her free time stumbling on her feet.
Rupert Murdoch Attacker Jonnie Marbles Tweets Before Hitting Mogul With Shaving Cream
Jonnie Marbles, the man who allegedly hit News Corp mogul Rupert Murdoch with a face full of shaving cream at his parliamentary hearing, posted a cryptic tweet moments before, saying, “It is a far better thing that I do now than I have ever done before #splat”
Bully – SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Bully, a 26-year-old SuicideGirl who says being a puppy lover is her job and in her free time, she enjoys obsessing about owls.
Lith, Star – SuicideGirls of the Day
Meet Lith and Star, today’s double feature of SuicideGirls. The 20-year-old Lith says disappointment makes her sad. Star says she can’t live without gum and spends most of her free time trolling.
Eden — SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Eden, an Italian SuicideGirl who likes cage fighting and men with sideburns, but says she’s not just not that into you.
Amarynth — SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Amarynth, a Rhode Island SuicideGirl who loves to cook and digs hipbones. Save the cheesy pickup lines on this babe, fellas, because this babe says they turn her right off.
Casey Anthony Found Not Guilty in Daughter Caylee’s Death
After deliberating for 10 hours and 40 minutes, a jury found Casey Anthony not guilty in the death of her two-year-old daughter, Caylee.
Iluvenis — Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Iluvenis, a 22-year-old Suicide Girl who loves chocolate, ice cream and sugar. While she likes her food artificially sweetened, this babe says she hates fake people.
Celina — Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Celina, a German Suicide Girl who sings in a band, digs audio engineering and says she loves music.
Dali — Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Dali, an American Suicide Girl who lives life to the extreme, listing snowboarding, rock climbing and, umm, sleeping as her hobbies.