Ok... the easy stuff first. I was born in Tucson, went to high school here in Wichita Falls (OLD HIGH CLASS OF '99 REPRESENT!), and graduated college in Albuquerque. I'm happily married to my High School sweetheart Lindsey and we have a beautiful baby girl Madeline (named after one of the funniest women to ever live, Madeline Kahn.) I'm a huge geek, and proud of it. At any given time by belt buckle is either Ghostbusters, Superman or Batman, I have many shirts to match those belt buckles, and have more action figures on display in my house than my 8-year-old nephew has in his toy chest. Now for the more introspective stuff... My wife says that its quite obvious that I was born to entertain people. In a group of people, if I'm not cracking jokes, people come up and say, "Are you feeling ok?" Getting people to laugh at something I said or did, and I meant to make them laugh, is the best feeling in the world to me. Of course I've learned the hard way where and when it is not a good idea to try to make people laugh... like funeral homes or a police line up.
Tony Kerns
Texas Doctor Who Raped Sedated Patient Will Serve No Jail Time
A former Texas doc convicted of sexually assaulting a heavily sedated patient got off with what many are considering to be an unfairly light sentence.
North Texas Teacher Suspended for Filming Fight Between Students
A McKinney ISD teacher has been placed on administrative leave after filming a fight between two students with his phone instead of breaking it up.
What Food Do Texans (and the Rest of the Country) Hate the Most?
With recent debates over pineapple's place on a pizza, its clear that people have some very strong opinions of food. But what food to Texas feel the strongest against?
Former Wichita Falls Pastor Says Trump Has ‘Moral Authority’ to Kill Kim Jong-un
The ever controversial pastor Robert Jeffress recently quoted the New Testament in saying President Trump has the moral authority to assassinate Kim Jong-un of North Korea.
Texas Mother Charged after Leaving Children in Car for 15 Hours
A 19-year-old mother is facing charges after her two toddler daughters died after they were left in the car for over 15 hours.
Texas Deputy and Husband Charged with Murder After Altercation at Denny’s
A Harris County Sheriff's deputy and her husband are facing murder charges after choking a man to death in a Denny's parking lot.
Poodle Killed by Larger Dog in West Texas Petsmart
The owner of a poodle that was mauled by a larger dog in a Midland, TX Petsmart says she feels the company is doing nothing in response.
Liliana Vergara took her 13-year-old poodle Luna into a Midland Petsmart for grooming on May 12th...
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‘Arrow’ Star Stephen Amell Reaches Out to Fan Fighting Cancer in Texas
Showing himself to be nothing short of a class act, 'Arrow' star Stephen Amell took to Facebook to wish a fan well in his fight with cancer.
10-Year-Old Texas Hunter Kills 13-Foot Alligator with Crossbow
Putting grown hunters to shame, a 10-year-old Texas girl bagged a 13-foot alligator on a hunting trip this past weekend in the Guadalupe River near Victoria.
Texas Executes 10th Inmate This Year
Wednesday night, Texas officials executed Daniel Lee Lopez by lethal injection for the 2009 vehicular homicide of a Corpus Christi police lieutenant.
Pilot Killed in Attempted Prank on Dallas Cowboys Practice [UPDATED]
UPDATE (8/10/15 9:10 AM): Initial reports stated that the airplane that crashed was meant to carry a banner to prank the Dallas Cowboys, but that has been found to be false.
While there was indeed a fatal crash at the same airport, witnesses say it was an airplane carrying a Bud Light banner that crashed. The pilot who was supposed to carry the prank banner was scheduled to leave the airport later