Buried In Bacon! Introducing The All New Bacon Coffin!
Life’s hard…Bacon’s crispy! Rejoin fellow bacon lovers we now have the ultimate vessel to the after life. Introducing the all new J&D’s bacon coffin! Once again the bacontrepreneurs Justin and Dave of J&D Foods the inventors of bacon salt, baconPOP, bacon gravy and all things bacon recently went a step further and have out done themselves again. For the low, low price of $2,999.95 you can purchase your very own bacon coffin.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy bacon. Which is really the same thing if you ask me, and now you can buy a bacon coffin! Justin and Dave have this to say about their new bacon inspired product:
J&D’s Bacon Coffin™ is For those who love bacon to death. You ate bacon, you decorated your body with bacon, your car with bacon and your home with bacon. And now, you can peacefully rest wrapped in bacon.
Bacon Coffins are finished with a painted Bacon and Pork shading and accented with gold stationary handles. The interior has an adjustable bed and mattress, a bacon memorial tube and is completed in ivory crepe coffin linens. Classy. Bacon. Coffin.
FACT – Approximately 56 million people die per year worldwide, 2.4 million in the US alone – 99% of which loved bacon.
It’s beyond newsworthy! This is history in the making, a story of true vision and accomplishment! I’m just glad I was alive to see it and when I go it’s comforting to know the bacon coffin is finally a reality.
Check out the KIRO-TV Channel 7 SeattleInsider feature on J&D’s Bacon Coffin at their official site.