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12 Guido Days of Christmas: Part Duece! [MUSIC]

So while I was parading around YouTube, picking out some of the most vile and annoying xmas carols in the world, I ended up coming across a Part 2 to yesterdays "12 Guido Days of Christmas"! It's pretty epic, in the sense that it's fantastically horrible. Because apparently the Iroc-Z isn't the vehicle choice of Jersey boys these days. Please find one person in your life to annoy them with this.

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Day Two: Most Annoying Xmas Songs [MUSIC]

Continuing the journey of finding the most annoying Christmas song of all time takes a short jog into the world of WTF today. Mixing a hybrid of classical holiday instrumental music with the most annoying chick laugh in the world. Whip it out at for your coworkers, and you shall win todays internet. Enjoy annoying people with the laughing version of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer.

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New Jersey + Christmas = Xmas Carol Epicness

If "The Jersey Shore" taught us all anything, it's that "guidos" and "guidettes" are just about the lowest for of annoyance in this world. They rank right up there with political propaganda, aerodynamic wings on front wheel drive cars, and unlubed catheters. One can safely assume that mixing Jersey with Christmas music is as natural as celebrities pretending to care about needy people that don't live in our own country. It's the Guido's 12 Days of Christmas

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Finding the Most Annoying Xmas Vids of the Season [VIDEO]

This time of year, the only thing that matters is how much you can annoy those around you with holiday flavored videos and songs. Seriously, there's too much holiday spirit around, and my mission is to help you crush it. Not in a mean way, in an awesome way. Not by taking away from the holiday, but by being so pro-xmas that it makes people want to vomit... forcefully. So from now until xmas day, let's find the most annoying holiday vids from around the web. First up, muppets ringing the bells. Play it loud and proud.

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The Top 100 Movie Lines Ever [VIDEO] NSFW

Being a huge pop culture nerd myself, I was surprised to be caught off guard by the list of the "Top 100 Movie Lines of All Time."  Some are expected and given off the bat, but there are some oddball lines that somehow managed to sneak into the list. Spanning the entirety of movies, 1930's to present, there's surely something for everybody. And if you don't recognize a line, we're gonna have to punch your man card. 

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‘SNL’ and Justin Timberlake Go on a Trip to ‘Wrappinville’

Few guest performers seem to get 'SNL' quite like Justin Timberlake, who has a wonderful habit of showing up on the stage and creating classic sketches and characters with seemingly no effort. In most cases, he would easily overshadow the actual guest host, but when that guest host is show alum (and current late night superstar) Jimmy Fallon, there is less overshadowing and more comedic awesomeness.

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Toddler Dances to Metallica’s ‘For Whom the Bell Tolls’ – Best of YouTube

Metallica's live album 'S&M,' which stands for Symphony and Metallica, saw the band backed by the San Francisco Symphony Orchestra to make their music somehow sound larger than it already is. What's more epic than Metallica backed by an orchestra? A toddler dancing to it, of course!

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The First Year In Review [VIDEO]

As if the internet was on schedule, the first videos are starting to pop up titled "year in review." Most of them horribly done, a few done well, and this one just seems to exude excellence. What a year we've had.

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New iPhone from Apple! The 5C.U.P.S. [VIDEO]

Every year we all wait around for that guy that isn't Steve Jobs to tell us about the new iPhone coming out. It's true that in recent years that many are moving over to the Droid devices, but there's still a strong core of Apple fans out there. Mainly because the iPhone is the easiest smartphone to use for the elderly, and using anything labeled "Droid" means the terrorists have won. This year, in addition to the 5c and 5s, we're getting the 5c.u.p.s. It looks ferociously awesome. +5 points to Gryffindor if you have talking nipples.

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Honey Badger Finally Hits Spikes Tactical!

Years ago, Randall introduced all of us to the honey badger. The most fearless and badass animal in all the kingdoms worldwide. Honey badger just don't care. Well, Spike's Tactical (known for making awesome AR-15 lower receivers) took a page from the awesome book and finally put out their Honey Badger lower!

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Extremely Thirsty Fella’s Ingenious Plan to Swap Alligator for Beer Somehow Fails [VIDEO]

The best laid plans of gators and men often go awry.

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Epic Meal Time: Quesadillon Francis [VIDEO]

Given the skill level of most men in the kitchen, the Epic Meal Time crew is whipping out a "how-to" on cooking to bring us up to speed. Though, if we could figure out a way to bake on the grill, we'd nail it week after week.

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Category: Awesomeness, Food

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