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Canadian Singer Flubs U.S. National Anthem at Junior Hockey Game

Joe Student — Sun, 19 May 2013 20:23:06 +0000

Oh, Canada, indeed! Canadian singer Alexis Normand forgot the words of “The Star-Spangled Banner” prior to the Memorial Cup junior hockey championships on Saturday in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. As the Halifax Mooseheads and Portland Winterhawks nervously waited for the opening face-off, Normand sang her wa

Charmin Sponsors Hilarious 'Stop Skidmarks' Billboard At NASCAR Race

Joe Student — Sun, 19 May 2013 17:11:04 +0000

Product placement and sponsorship can be a precarious situation. Companies who spend millions of dollars on a branding campaign can wind up coming across as too pushy or stiff to relate to consumers. Sometimes, however, a corporate branding campaign loosens its grip and the result is a memorable ad from a brand that doesn’t take [...]

'Sad Cat Diary' Offers Hilarious Insight Into the Feline Mind

Emerald Catron — Fri, 17 May 2013 17:45:08 +0000

Internet superstar Ze Frank has made a video documenting the diary entries of sad cats. If cats could write a diary, and their brains followed the same brand of logic that human brains do, we imagine this is exactly what a sad cat's diary would be like.

Abercrombie & Fitch Gets Hammered by Consumer Backlash! [VIDEO]

Critter — Thu, 16 May 2013 21:54:05 +0000

I'm sure by now you've heard about the not so nice things Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries has said recently concerning uncool and heavyweight people, specifically larger women. Well as expected his remarks have pissed off a lot of people, me included!

Morning News Anchor Pulls 'Anchorman'-Style Prompter Prank

Emerald Catron — Thu, 16 May 2013 18:54:32 +0000

One Today Show reporter in Australia had a real Ron Burgundy moment. It seems Roz Kelly will also read anything that’s on the teleprompter. Fortunately, her co-anchor Karl Stefanovic didn’t put an F-bomb in there like Veronica Corningstone, but he did get her to imply that she enjoys the “cookies” in Amsterdam. Kelly took it [...]

Watch 'The Hangover 3′ Stars Zach Galifianakis and Ken Jeong Perform Stand-Up Together in 1998

Britt Hayes — Thu, 16 May 2013 17:30:37 +0000

Way, way back before 'The Hangover 3' was even a twinkle in Todd Phillips' eye, co-stars Zach Galifianakis and Ken Jeong already knew each other, and you can watch them perform stand-up together in this video unearthed from the prehistoric year of 1998.

10 Sprinkler GIFs to Get Us in the Summer Mood

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 16 May 2013 13:45:13 +0000

Summer will be here before we know it, and you know what that means. Sprinkler season is fast approaching, and obviously the best way to celebrate is by rounding up the greatest sprinkler GIFs on the Web. From raccoons to kiddos, all sorts of folk are fans of said summer fun, although sometimes playing in [...]

What If Life Updated Like Facebook? [VIDEO] NSFW

Critter — Thu, 16 May 2013 01:32:14 +0000

A hilarious video that shows what life would be like if it updated like Facebook. Just like the tax code, once you finally understand it, get good at it and figure it all out, it changes! W.T.F is wrong with the people at Facebook? Why the hell do we continually get updates that do little to nothing, other than pissing you off?

Nightmare Restaurant From 'Kitchen Nightmares' Has Epic Facebook Meltdown

Emerald Catron — Wed, 15 May 2013 21:37:47 +0000

In all the years he’s been doing ‘Kitchen Nightmares’ (in the US at least), Gordon Ramsey never quit on a client. Until he went to Amy’s Baking Company in Arizona. Those people were horrible. Taking waitstaff tips, screaming, firing people — they genuinely are the worst. Unfortunately, they didn’t take learning that fact very well. [...]

The Funniest 'First World Dog Problems' Memes

Emerald Catron — Wed, 15 May 2013 20:06:40 +0000

Dog and jokes! Dogs and jokes! Good memes happen when you combine dogs and jokes! With that in mind, we proudly bring you the best of the First World Dog Problems meme. These poor dogs -- they think they have it so rough (ruff? Ugh. sorry).

This Screaming Female Arm Wrestler Will Scare You to Death

Drew Weisholtz — Wed, 15 May 2013 20:05:49 +0000

Monica Seles is no longer the most notorious female athlete to grunt. In this video of two women arm wrestling, one of the contestants unleashes screams of fury that you don’t normally see outside of someone being chased by Freddy Krueger. Seriously, look at her – her eyes appear as if they might pop out. [...]

Good Drama Vs. Bad Drama — The Fairer Sex Files

Jackie Mancini — Wed, 15 May 2013 16:00:16 +0000

The word “drama” gets a bad rap. Lots of single people will say that they “hate drama” and want to steer clear of it; I make every effort to steer clear of those people. While I’m certainly not a fan of unpleasant life events, there are some kinds of drama that are pretty great. I’ve [...]

10 Mothers We Wish Were the Mother From 'How I Met Your Mother'

TheFW Staff — Tue, 14 May 2013 21:11:31 +0000

Last night on 'How I Met Your Mother' we finally learned who the mother actually is. FINALLY. But after this many seasons of wondering, actress Cristin Milioti wasn't nearly as exciting as some of the mothers we dreamed up. So here are 10 mothers we were disappointed weren't the mother on 'How I Met Your Mother.'

How to Annoy Every New Yorker in Under a Minute

Emerald Catron — Tue, 14 May 2013 19:01:02 +0000

Thanks, Buzzfeed! Not only can you name all the ways Todd Akin is just like Zach Morris, or whatever, you also managed to take all of the most annoying things about living in NYC and stick them in one video! We are now irrationally angry. Watch this video and be irrationally angry too. Or at [...]

'Textastrophe' Pranks People Who Publicly Display Their Phone Number

Emerald Catron — Mon, 13 May 2013 20:30:52 +0000

Have you ever seen somebody share their phone number publicly (on Craigslist maybe, or one of those homemade ads for “computer lessons” on the subway) and thought to yourself “I should totally prank this guy”? You haven’t? Oh, uh … neither have we. Ever. Clearly — we’re not monsters. But the person behind Textastrophe is! [...]

True Facts About the Fruit Bat! [VIDEO]

Critter — Mon, 13 May 2013 20:26:58 +0000

It’s another exciting and hilarious ‘True Facts’ video from YouTube’s now infamous ZeFrank1. Recently he covered the majestic, yet somewhat frighting fruit bat! Behold the MEGA bat in all it’s glory and profound beauty! The fruit bat is one of natures most misunderstood creatures. Luckily for us the only thing these large flying mammals are [...]

Watch Jessica Alba and More Celebs Read Mean Tweets

Kyle Dowling — Mon, 13 May 2013 14:34:35 +0000

On a good day, Twitter is used as a social media platform where others can connect and interact in a cordial way. On a bad day, people hide behind their handles and unleash some harsh thoughts into the Twittersphere. But thanks to the folks at 'Jimmy Kimmel Live,' the bad days just got better.

Random Guy Gets Drunk, Declares Himself Eligible For NBA Draft, Gets Response

Joe Student — Sun, 12 May 2013 21:00:39 +0000

When most post-college guys get drunk, they make booty calls; others decide to file for the NBA Draft despite never having played college basketball. That's the case of one Hoboken, N.J. resident who graduated from the University of Miami in 2010. According to his post on Reddit, he decided to declare hims

Man Has More Fun on Treadmill Than You Ever Dreamed Possible

Emerald Catron — Thu, 09 May 2013 18:58:33 +0000

Wow. We’ve never had this much fun on a treadmill. Granted, we’ve never actually been on a treadmill because we’ve got really bad knees and asthma, but still … this looks like a lot more fun than the elliptical machine too. We would almost say that this guy makes us want to go back to [...]

Watch Jimmy Fallon and John Krasinski's Epic Lip Sync-Off

Kyle Dowling — Thu, 09 May 2013 17:59:58 +0000

Sit back and get ready for some of the best lip syncing you’ve ever encountered. No, not from Bieber or Miley Cyrus, but from a TV star and a soon-to-be late night legend. Yep, it’s a lip sync-off! With NBC’s ‘The Office‘ coming to it’s conclusion on May 16, John Krasinski stopped by ‘Late Night [...]