Despite the title of this article, this is pretty serious. Looking at the health report card for Comanche County (released in 2014 from OK.Gov) you're probably going to die from heart disease, cancer or lower respiratory disease. While you might die from an accident, you're safer here than if you lived anywhere else in the state. Of course, you're chances of dying from an accident also improve if you get out of Oklahoma.
Some of these stats will totally FREAK YOU OUT.