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Jolly Man Faces Possible Jail Time for Laughing Too Loudly
This story is worth a good laugh – but watch your volume.
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Drunk Woman Takes Off Pants, Flee Cops In Toy Power Wheels Truck
Jamie Craft of Jonesboro, Arkansas has herself quite a Tuesday.
The 28-year old kicked of her midweek adventure by getting good and drunk and crashing her Trans Am into the side of a mobile home. Mind you this was a proper, adult sized Trans Am, which becomes important later in this tale and also made what she did a pretty serious crime.
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Child in Superman Shirt Fall Out of Window and Lands on Feet
There may be hope for the existence of a real-life Superman. He's a little young right now, but he's already got the attire, the awesomely nonchalant attitude, and the ability to fall out of a window and land on his feet.
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Brave Dunkin’ Donuts Employee Fights Off Robber With Hot Coffee
In a scene we haven’t seen since Judge Reinhold fought off a robber in ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High,’ an employee at a Dunkin’ Donuts in West Haven, Connecticut broke up a robbery by tossing coffee on the would-be thief.
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Taylor Swift Vanity Fair Interview: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler ‘Will Have a “Special Place in Hell”‘
Vanity Fair's interview with Taylor Swift paints the singer as being quite the loon. Also she wants Tina Fey and Amy Poehler to rot in hell. No joke.
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Internet Baby Naming Contest Thankfully a Hoax
Last week we reported that a horrible mom was letting the internet vote to decide the name of her child for a measly $5,000. We can now thankfully say that the whole thing was a big, stinking hoax, perpetrated by none other than the company holding the contest.
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Girl Gives Herself ‘Atomic Wedgie’ Climbing Fence
A wedgie has to be one of the most humiliating, yet mostly harmless, experiences those people we gave all those wedgies too ever had. Don't believe us? Watch this NSFW video.
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The UK’s Real Life Batman Has Been Identified
The mystery of the "The Bradford Batman" has been solved.
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Coupon Failure Causes Irate Walmart Shopper to Wave Gun at Employees
As it turns out, the customer is not always right.
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Enter This Crazy Australian Contest To Win One of 6 Ridiculously Awesome Jobs
Unless your business card says "Professional Hot Fudge Sundae Tester" or "Member of LeBron James’ Entourage," odds are you don't have one of the best jobs in the world. The good people of Australia want to change that, though.
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‘Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Theme Prompts School Lockdown
Wow. So many people should be so embarrassed. Except, of course, for the Fresh Prince -- he's too fresh to be embarrassed. After mishearing the lyrics to the theme from 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,' a receptionist called the police about a potential mass school shooting. Chaos ensued.
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Man Breaks Back Into Prison By Impersonating Guard
Perhaps because he missed the food, or maybe he just missed getting his back hair gnawed at on a regular basis? Whatever the reason, an ex-inmate of New York’s Riker’s Island prison was recently charged with breaking back into jail by impersonating a guard.