Charlie Sheen is aiming his torpedo mouth at Detroit and Chicago this weekend. Those are the first stops in his "Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option Tour." 

The tour came out of his recent rants and interviews regarding "Two and a Half Men." According to his website, tickets to both Detroit tomorrow and Chicago on Sunday are sold out.

But "meet and greet" tickets still are available. Tickets are available for the 20 other dates that make up the rest of his tour. It runs through May 3 in Seattle.

If Charlie Sheen's tour came into a reasonable driving distance, like say Dallas or Tulsa would you go?