As the entire East Coast prepares to get slammed by Hurricane Sandy, politicians from all affected states are taking necessary precautions to keep people safe. New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg is one of them.

Bloomberg held a pre-hurricane press conference for the city, outlining the steps everyone should take in order to stay out of harm’s way. As long as our under-the-mattress magazine stacks stay safe, we’re fine with braving this storm. The rest of that cautionary stuff is boring, so we didn’t watch the press conference. Luckily, Juli Weiner did, and she has a great radar for questionable weiners.

While Mr. Mayor addressed the media, there was something strange going on down south. We assume he was talking about things like food supplies and power outages when Juli Weiner caught the guy getting pretty excited about the looming frankenstorm.

BLOOMBERG’S GOT A BONER! Sure, everyone has their own thing that turns them on. Bloomberg has a thing for hurricanes.

Maybe it's the thrill of being trapped for days on end with no electricity and running water that pitches his tent. Except, his billionaire status excludes him from all hurricane effects, so he and his boner will be a happy mansion-dwelling duo for the next few days. 

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