Dude Plays Queen Covers On Electric Ironing Board
So technically, this isn't an elective ironing board. It just looks like it. It's a new American instrument called a harpejji... but it's not a harp. It's described as a guitar for piano players. Now that you can see the light and dark 'keys', it checks out.
Before you hop off on another ADHD adventure, I googled it for you. This is the harpejji you're looking for. American designed, American made, American priced.