Edna Scissorhands — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Edna Scissorhands
Location: Williamsburg, Brooklyn
Occupation: Freelance foot model, brand ambassador for Louis Vuitton (cease and desist order pending).
Hobbies: Shoe shopping, temporary tattoos and Angry Birds.
6 Things They Can’t Live Without: Foot rubs, Reggaeton, Botox, varicose vein removal surgery, Reader’s Digest, and gentlemen who give up their seats on crowded trains.
Skills: Texting @ 75wpm, and an excellent runway strut.
Her Motto: “In these heels? I don’t think so!…Okay fine.”
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