Epic Bad British Football Commentary [VIDEO]

The British aren't exactly known for sports. Poor dental hygiene? Yeah. Willingly accepting tyranny? Yep. Drinking their tea all hot and wrong? Absolutely. But not all things from Great Britain are bad, they've spawned great things for the world too...  The lawnmower, the light bulb (true story), funky wedding hats, and ironically the toothbrush. But the one thing the Brits aren't known for is sports. Why? Because "soccer hooliganism" isn't a real sport, that's why. So let's throw a Brit to the wolves and let him announce a football game.