Ever Dream Of Performing Circumcisions? Well, This Product Lets You Practice!
There are some weird products out there in the world. You can buy penis-print pants, bright pink dye for your pubic hair, and now I’ve learned that you can buy an “Infant Circumcision Trainer“… Just what I’ve always wanted?
The kit, which is sold on Amazon by AWW Stores (whose description says that they specialize in education, anatomy, and Halloween related products) sell not only the initial kit, but also replacement fake penises for when you botch it a few too many times. Comforting.
The best part about all of this is not that the product exists, necessarily. The best part is the comments that people are leaving about it on Amazon.
A person who goes by the name of Crunchy Frog said,
Makes a perfect Christmas gift for that hard-to-shop-for creepy uncle/circumfetishist. The only drawback is that it doesn’t scream, but you could easily remedy that by hooking it up to an MP3 player that plays circumcised baby screams while you “practice”.
While someone named Jeff explained that this product is great for parties,
I bought this in conjunction with a can of Armour Vienna Sausages. Wow! What a huge hit at my last party. You simply place a sausage in the appropriate place and wait for someone to take the first one. Once that happens, everyone wants in on the fun.
You can buy the WEIRDEST things on the internet. Who in the world is going to spend $200 on this?!?