Ever thought 'I could probably mow just once this year'... Spoiler - It never works out that way.

Sure, in the depths of the drought, I only had to mow the back yard twice. Literally, nothing grew back there. Bermuda, which thrives in heat, just didn't have the water to live. Even the weeds died off. It was a great lawn care summer for me, mostly because I hate mowing. I'll dig and plant flowers all day, but grass is my enemy. Always has been, always will be.

One of these days, that whole yard will be a sea of gravel.

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