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GWAR Review Steven Spielberg’s ‘War Horse’

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You wouldn’t necessarily know it from listening to songs like ‘The Insidious Soliloquy of Skulhed Face’ or ‘The Master Has a Butt,’ but the members of GWAR are apparently huge film buffs. Well, okay, maybe that’s a bit of a stretch — but that didn’t keep lead singer Oderus Urungus and rhythm guitarist Balsac the Jaws of Death from reviewing Steven Spielberg’s ‘War Horse’ recently.

It all went down thanks to the folks at NextMovie, the film site that generated viral buzz last year by asking rapper Sean Price to review ‘Black Swan.’ As great as that clip was, we think this ‘GWAR Horse’ is pretty brilliant.

“Balsac and I have a big difference of opinion on this film – he loved it, I hate it,” growled Urungus. “‘War Horse’ is a great movie if you are a 5-year-old girl who loves horses and has never seen a movie before.”

“You don’t understand, this movie is for horse lovers,” countered Balsac, calling it “one of the greatest movies ever made.” Then again, Balsac may have been confused, as he later went on to praise the horse’s performance by saying, “The leading lady in this movie is beautiful — Joey, I think her name was?”

Undeterred, Urungus stood by his foam horns. “I think they should change the name to ‘Snore Horse,’ because those battle scenes, I could see taking a nap during them,” he shot back. “Apparently this is a new kind of war where they don’t have blood.” And who knows fake blood better than GWAR?

Check out the full-length review below. Planning on seeing ‘War Horse’ this weekend? Don’t say GWAR didn’t warn you.

Watch GWAR Review ‘War Horse’

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