After the botched execution earlier this year in Oklahoma more and more states are trying to find better, more humane ways to carry out capitol punishment. No matter where you stand, or your opinions on the death penalty I think we can all agree that Ohio's new Head-Ripping-Off machine is a winner. Technology is a beautiful thing!

The machine takes out all the possibilities human error that comes with lethal injection, gas chamber and the electric chair. It's guaranteed to be 100% effective, lethal and humane. Or as humane as can be when you rip the head off someone. Okay so it's a joke. But to all those who say there's no place for comedy when it comes to serious issues like the death penalty, the Onion has proved you WRONG! This is hilarious, at least to me it is.