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Juggalo Ryda Is The New Rebecca Black


Move over Rebecca Black. There’s a new up-and-coming musical sensation that’s about to sweep the nation.

We never really listened to the Insane Clown Posse, but we’re aware of their existence thanks to the comedic stylings of Workaholics and Funny or Die. Scratch that, we did catch one song out of curiosity and well, we feel like we’re being trolled.

Need proof? Check out some of their most outrageous lyrics and try to tell us it’s all one big charade.

It seems the trolling isn’t just limited to the group. The fans are in on it, too. They have to be. Otherwise, we have no explanation for “Juggalo Ryda”, the big kid with the small voice who orchestrates crazy beats and the slickest rhymes this side of Detroit.

We’ve embedded his 5 ‘best’ songs below along with top reviews fro commenters.


can’t tell if it’s a lesbian or a fat 12 year old. -iSirAmGreen

Personally, I think he went too far when he said his cat is a bitch. -kungfuru

he looks like a 40 year old lesbian. -WrestlingFanUploader

Sick beats, dope flow, makes us want to chug a Faygo. – GuySpeed

Click here to witness more of the greatest lyricist to ever live.

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