The very lovely and talented Kate Upton returns with the 2014 Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. If like myself you never grow tired of her in a bikini you'll definitely want to see this! From sexy poses to jiggly boobs, this one's got it all. Plus you get to see the funny side of Kate with these exclusive outtakes from the photo shoot.

Don't even pretend to act like you're reading this. You've already hit play and are watching the video, I could type anything here and you wouldn't see it. I could insult you to no end and run your good mother's name into the ground and you'd be none the wiser. She's a good lady your mom. She told me what a pervert you are and how you touch your "no no" spot while watching Kate Upton videos. We discussed it over breakfast. See, you never saw that!