Do you get too much rest? Have too much free time on your hands doing the fun stuff you want to do? Get yourself a baby!

Kids suck. Not all kids, but most peoples kids. Maybe it's fact, maybe it's just my perception. I don't want kids... you know... ever. Before you hop off on one of those "my kids are awesome" rants, or trying to tell how my kids will be different, I digress.

I've been there when my nephews needed a bottle at 3am... and I'm "Johnny on the Spot" with a warm bottle stat. I'd do anything for those boys. I love them more that myself. But that doesn't mean I want kids. It's not that I don't like kids, I really do. My nephews are just about the most awesome little bundles of love anyone could ask for. But everyone else's kids suck. True story