New iPhone from Apple! The 5C.U.P.S. [VIDEO]

Every year we all wait around for that guy that isn't Steve Jobs to tell us about the new iPhone coming out. It's true that in recent years that many are moving over to the Droid devices, but there's still a strong core of Apple fans out there. Mainly because the iPhone is the easiest smartphone to use for the elderly, and using anything labeled "Droid" means the terrorists have won. This year, in addition to the 5c and 5s, we're getting the 5c.u.p.s. It looks ferociously awesome. +5 points to Gryffindor if you have talking nipples.