New Jersey + Christmas = Xmas Carol Epicness

If "The Jersey Shore" taught us all anything, it's that "guidos" and "guidettes" are just about the lowest for of annoyance in this world. They rank right up there with political propaganda, aerodynamic wings on front wheel drive cars, and unlubed catheters. One can safely assume that mixing Jersey with Christmas music is as natural as celebrities pretending to care about needy people that don't live in our own country. It's the Guido's 12 Days of Christmas