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Extremely Patient Cops Hilariously Tolerate Absurdly Drunk, Screaming Norwegian

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[Note: There are some NSFW subtitles, but the audio’s all in Norwegian, so you’re probably cool to play this at work.]

Some people are happy drunks who like to sing songs and hug and tell you how much they love everyone. And then there’s this guy.

This particular Norwegian inebriate likes to try to kick people and scream a lot (albeit in a rather cartoonishly funny voice). Who knows if the two cops who must deal with the situation know the guy or not, but we do know that they are two of the most patient law-enforcement officers we’ve ever seen. Maybe everyone’s just nicer in Norway, but if we pulled this sort of thing around here, we bet we’d end up on the Internet in an embarrassing ‘Don’t tase me, bro!’-style viral video.

Anyway, come for the patient police, stay for the hilariously translated/misspelled subtitles explicating the drunkard’s ravings. A few of our favorites:

  • When asked why he’s screaming, the drunk replies, “IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS!! F*CKING HORSEC*CK!!”
  • And later, as the cops escort him to the police station, he does a little backseat driving: “Come on! USE the accelerator!! Come on! Drive in the ass of the car!”

Come to think of it, Oslo might be a swell spot for our next vacation.


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