RJen Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Usually, when we get our Suicide Girl of the Day sent to us, we get pictures of a sexy babe, and her profile. This morning we only got the pics, so we used our imagination. Introducing: RJen Suicide.NAME: RJen Suicide
LOCATION: A room with yellow wallpaper and thousands of golden cat statues (one pictured).
OCCUPATION: Writer of that blurry book in the background above, entitled: "RJen Sad or RJen Happy?"
CURRENT CRUSH: A small wooden poseable man (above). I love a man who is flexible and soft-spoken.
GETS ME HOT: The temperature in the yellow room, which is why I am taking off my shirt. Duh.
FAVORITE POSITION: Facing away from the camera, and then twisting my body to look at it, seductively.
I AM LOOKING FOR: A way out of this boring room.
MY KINK FACTOR: Major gold cat fetish.
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Hangin' in the yellow room for now I guess, playing with my Ouja board, putting crystal stickers on my face.
MY PIGEONHOLES: I do not have any pigeons, they gross me out.
VICES: Are used to hold wood together, while the glue dries.
I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: In the yellow wallpaper room. Pretty sure we went over this.