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See the Crazed Sorority Email as Interpreted by Adorable Animals

University of Maryland junior Rebecca Martinson’s swear-riddled, histrionic email to her fellow Delta Gamma “sisters” has taken the internet by storm this week. But what if an actual cat were spewing that verbal venom? Or, say, a puppy? Wouldn’t an elephant perhaps deliver the most effective punt of all?

And since Martinson just resigned from her position at Delta Gamma, we thought we’d put her words into the mouths of a bunch of adorable animals. Sigma Nu likes adorable animals. And really, isn’t pleasing Sigma Nu what it’s all about?

TheFW Rough Ride
Christine Gritmon
TheFW Rock
Christine Gritmon
TheFW Boring
Christine Gritmon
TheFW Sisters
Christine Gritmon
TheFW Standing Around
Christine Gritmon
TheFW Sports
Christine Gritmon
TheFW C--- Punt
Christine Gritmon
TheFW Assault
Christine Gritmon
Sorority Girl Email
Christine Gritmon
TheFW Shy
Christine Gritmon
TheFW Cock
Christine Gritmon
TheFW Offended
Christine Gritmon

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