Since You’re Grown Up, It’s Time To Play With Matches
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We all know, growing up, the rule was never play with matches. It was a simpler time of hyper-flammable spandex and polyester. An entire living room could back draft into charcoal in a few minutes. It’s a good rule still to this day, for kids…
As adults, we get to pretty much do what we want. Under the guise of the scientific process, we should play with matches more often. It’s debatable that we should still leave syringes alone, but matches get a pass.
If we learn anything else from this video, it shall be that in Russia, there is literally nothing to do but sit around a light stuff on fire. As if ‘pyro’ runs in their vodka infused veins… But that little rubber-band match crossbow begs to be built. If you do, do so with care. It’s not cool to burn down houses.