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Sinful Robot Creates Virtual Whack-Shack for Gamers and Other Sex Fiends

Sinful Robot

I think sex on TV is fine as long as you don’t fall off – Woody Allen

There was a time not so long ago when the most advanced conception of no-latex virtual sex involved spending hours sitting in front of a tv spanking the ol’ joystick to ‘Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards.’

However, ever since the days of watching Mrs. Pac Man gobble up a screen full of ghost balls, programming savvy super-pervs have been hard at work in their parent’s basement trying their damndest to do what Gary and Wyatt did in Weird Science – design a smoking hot piece of data with an amazing rack and make her as real as possible.

That’s exactly what the gang at Sinful Robot has been up to. Well maybe not exactly, but these boys certainly haven’t been wasting too much time trying to hook up with real women; instead this new erotic software company, based in Irvine, California, has been busy creating some of the most cutting-edge, virtual porn technology that will soon rest in the rosy palms of masturgamers all over the world.

And while the company’s website doesn’t give much indication as to what to expect from them, they are apparently producing gaming experiences that will bring “immersive virtual reality erotic encounters” using the Oculus Rift virtual-reality headset – scheduled for a 2014 release.

We have to admit; the thought of being able to design a cyber-floozy willing to get as freaky as we want her has it’s appeal. Yet the truth is, we haven’t cut wood wearing goggles that thick since seventh grade shop class.

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