The hot sauce guys at First We Feast sat down with Broken Lizard - AKA - our beloved Super Troopers - to taste test what the New Yorker host consider to be good frozen pizza. What ensues is a mix of half-hearted jokes and almost a seriousness at an attempted foodie review.

It's almost sad to realize that this is what New York considers to be frozen pizza. Frozen pizza isn't some corporate attempt at a take-and-bake pie... If it's not likened to cardboard, it's not worthy to be called frozen pizza, it's just self-delivery. A rising crust? Get outta here. Real cheese? Hell no! There is only one great frozen pizza on the food landscape, and it's the humble $1.50 Totino's Party Pizza with the square pepperoni chunks.