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Elaine Alden is a 24-year-old model and former beauty pageant contestant from New York.

Today we’re crushing on singer-songwriter Carly Rae Jespen (who we already dubbed mind-numbingly hot), who is looking hotter than ever in the brand new video for her song ‘Good Time,’ a collaboration with Owl City.

We featured Discoquette back in late December 2011 and again in early May. The inked up designer, producer, photographer and stylist has returned with a new set of pics that are Chronicles of Ridic.

It’s no secret that most of us would want to hang out with Victoria’s Secret models. In the new commercial promoting the clothing store’s Supermodel Essentials Wear, we come the closest we’ll ever get, while music from April Smith and the Great Picture Show plays in the background.

Meet Romany — a zombie from Chicago who’s into Human Centipedes, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and meowing like a cat. That’s some deep dish delirium right there.

Jordan is a 22-year-old model and Hooters Girl who was born and raised ‘a Georgia peach,’ but currently lives in Sin City.

Jessica’s a 29-year-old model from Orlando, Florida who’s done work for Hot Import Nights, the NHRA, and DoubleD Race and Tuning.

‘True Blood’ fans were treated to a hot and sweaty scene featuring Lucy Griffiths shapely bare backside on Sunday night’s season five premiere.

Meet Bruise, a SuicideGirl who gets hot over…wait for it…bruises. Does she mean bruises from rough sexual play or bruises from smashing knees against desks? We’ve got a TON of those. We’d be her dream guys. Wait until she sees our zipper bruises.

LeeAnna Vamp is a model, a self-proclaimed seductress and really into fangs.

Meet Boom – a 28-year-old SuicideGirl from the Keystone State who’s into video games, Bonnaroo, Deadmau5 (if you couldn’t tell from the headpiece) and the movie Catfish. She also hates cinnamon, which makes her a tiger.

There are a ton of travel sites out there, but we believe Travelocity was one of the first. We first saw their now famous gnome back in 2004, which was inspired by the travelling gnome prank – a tradition first recorded in 1980s Australia then popularized by the movies ‘Threesome’ (1994) and ‘Amelie’ (2001).