break ups

Yesterday, I overheard one dude-bro discussing with another dude-bro his flatlining relationship and the correct procedure to "dump the nut job."

Break-up texts are hard to write. You can’t be honest with the person, because if you were, you would unleash a fury upon them that would echo through eternity, but you can’t be too nice or it will never end.

It's cool for a guy to take his girlfriend to WrestleMania, right? Sure, unless that same guy has a wife, then things get complicated. For instance, that guy's wife could show up at WrestleMania with a sign calling him out for cheating and giving his section, row and seat number...

As guys, we’re always getting thrown under the bus for cheating. Do women not realize infidelity is a two-way street? That’s why when we heard about this British chap named Stu, we were pretty satisfied; it’s about damn time the tables turned.