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Pantsless Drunk Driver Attempts to Get Away in Power Wheels Toy Truck, Fails

Phil Richardson — Sat, 09 Mar 2013 15:15:37 +0000

An Arkansas woman is facing charges of public intoxication and disorderly conduct after allegedly crashing her car into a mobile home and attempting to make a pantless escape on a child's battery-powered toy truck.

Tough Day, Bro — Dude Gets Abducted By Aliens and Charged With DUI

Mike Adams — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 19:32:37 +0000

While there is no scientific proof that the consumption of mass quantities of alcohol will render a person completely insane, there is certainly no shortage of case studies within this mad, mad world to build a strong argument against it. See above. Once a drunkard starts babbling some nonsense about an alien abduction being responsible [...]

Drunk Man Pees in Cop Car, But Don't Worry — He Was Wearing a Diaper

Donald Deane — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 15:57:49 +0000

We're no experts, but we imagine that dealing with drunken idiots is every cop's least favorite part of the job, especially guys like the dude about at Oktoberfest, or the Seattle man who recently peed in the back of a patrol car on Sunday while being transported to jail. Hey, can you blame him? At least he was wearing a diaper at the time.

Drunk Guy Steals Ambulance and Goes for a Joyride and Also Look How Scary His Face Is

Donald Deane — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 16:15:38 +0000

In the past, we've told you about the liquored up bar brawler who cried for his mommy and an inebriated Norwegian tourist who passed out on an airport conveyor belt. Now comes an intoxicated man who stole an ambulance in the middle of an emergency call and went for a joyride.

Drunken Man Goes for Joyride on Airport Runway

Mike Adams — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 18:00:42 +0000

An airport can be one of the quietest places in the world to spend Christmas Eve; that is as long as there isn’t a deviant bartender somewhere in the place feeding last-minute travelers a high-octane concoction of holiday despair and Makers Mark. At that point, everything from hurt feelings to an international incident is possible - and highly likely.

In a Strange and Unexpected Turn of Events, Drunk Man Desires Sex

Jackie Mancini — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 20:00:02 +0000

As we all know, drinking makes you temporarily smarter and much more clever. When sauced up, one is typically prone to acts of prolific research, groundbreaking scientific innovations, and intense spiritual discovery. That’s why this South Carolina man’s very different reaction to intoxication has us completely stumped. Just kidding, everyone wants to bone when they’re [...]

Drunk Girl Found Stuck Between Buildings

Cameron Simcik — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 20:55:55 +0000

Not that we're speaking from experience, but everyone's done something stupid when they've had a few too many to drink. We're talking about driving drunk while dressed as a zombie kind of dumb. Here's a less dangerous example -- getting stuck between two buildings.

Man Found Living on Top of Waffle House

Critter — Thu, 12 May 2011 02:22:29 +0000

An air conditioner repairman made a startling discovery while doing work at a Waffle House in Atlanta, Georgia.

According to reports, he found a man living on the roof of the Gordon Highway location. Authorities were quickly notified, and police and firemen were called in to bring him down.

It's unclear